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oldrocknrollin:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

oh…

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karkateverdeen:

lpd-says-fuck-you:

anorecsya:

i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿

If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between?

this is the most inspiring post on this website

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witchpop:

why do u only have 1 wing

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baconmorelikebacoff:

rneerkat:

why did the chicken cross the road

to get the fuck away from your incoming pun

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zaptap:

“rose”

who rose

rose titanic??????

rose doctor who??????

rose homestuck??????

rose american dragon??????

no

rose flower

everyone forget rose flower

rose flower cry

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