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slippinbeauty:

i enjoy long romantic walks on the beach

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER PANTS

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just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

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ridge:

shestooyoungforyoubro:

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

I heard nd it’s fucking godly

yeah man i’m only going on there for research purposes 

ridge:

shestooyoungforyoubro:

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

I heard nd it’s fucking godly

yeah man i’m only going on there for research purposes 

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tigerchild18:

I love louise 

tigerchild18:

I love louise 

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silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the person said “paper does not have atoms”

this whole thing is an acid trip start to finish

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davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

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unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

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